April 2008


A Blog Called Malice’s World Trade Commission’s Report on the WTC Attack has found, much to the surprise of scientists, engineers, and architects, that the WTC buildings were built entirely from wood and wood byproducts.

The Twin Towers of the WTC pre-erection.

WTC pre-erection.

The lightest and angriest reading of this article has Bear Stearns trying to destroy Iceland, my future Utopic (the yearly high temp is 13 celcius!) home.  That’s just the nastiest thing I’ve ever heard, even worse than the continuing Irish attempt to live in Ireland.

I hope something bad happens to Bear Stearns.

Nothing too exciting here, just some secret Stasi porn from the eighties.

Notable for this line:  “Unofficially, 160 officers and men beavered away with 16mm cameras”.

Due to some probable failing in India’s culture, India has decided to sacrifice it’s economy just to fuck me.  I’ve never done anything to India.  Who in India can think of even one thing I’ve done to have them come down so hard on me?

While my rice filled nights will probably come to an end for a while, this move will surely hurt India more than it hurt me.

NOTE: I tried to find a good picture of rice on google image search to add to this post, but all that happened was I came across a picture of rice with the caption “I like my rice a bit more chewy”.  Now I know some stranger’s rice preference. Great.  I can’t unlearn that shit.