So much better than WWI. Back then you had to blow a toe off (I was told by my first grade teacher who really didn’t seem to like the war). Now you just shoot a Koran.
People get offended, you get some disciplinary unfun, but you also get to go home and keep your toes.
This is exactly like when I figured out that if you punch someone during basketball in gym class, you no longer have to play fucking basketball. (I wish I’d realized the same went for Volleyball and English.)