I’ve become pretty obsessed with the idea of photoshopping bald President Roselin from Battlestar Galactica’s head into porn photos and setting up a website for it.
Like maybe her face covering the actors faces, shit like that being just kind of the natural thing to expect. That might be good enough and such, but then it’s just porn for people who are attracted to old ladies going through cancer treatment (honest, hardworking people like the rest of us. The salt of the earth. The people who built our country. Nothing wrong with them.) But then I’m just a pornographer and not really expressing what I wanted to express:
What I want is to take porn pictures and insert her bald head all over the place. Floating above. On people. Inside of things. On the end of things. Watching from the next room. All over and whatnot.
I don’t know why this seems like a good idea. In my head I rationalize that it has something to do with my having tried to figure out who her character appealed to in the first place (after the last episode where she played a major role for no reason. All she did was lay around and make me angry.) So, you know, I was thinking about who she might appeal to and one thing led to another and suddenly i was proposing her having a role in disgusting disgusting porn.
That’s the explanation that makes the most sense to me. Any other one makes me kind of angry.
