Due to some probable failing in India’s culture, India has decided to sacrifice it’s economy just to fuck me.  I’ve never done anything to India.  Who in India can think of even one thing I’ve done to have them come down so hard on me?

While my rice filled nights will probably come to an end for a while, this move will surely hurt India more than it hurt me.

NOTE: I tried to find a good picture of rice on google image search to add to this post, but all that happened was I came across a picture of rice with the caption “I like my rice a bit more chewy”.  Now I know some stranger’s rice preference. Great.  I can’t unlearn that shit.